Diddy’s Attorney Tries to Explain Away the 1,000 Bottles of Baby Oil & Lube

Why did Diddy request babe lipid successful specified monolithic quantities?

We are each inactive reeling from the gruesome details of the Diddy indictment.

Some of the much salacious elements of the national lawsuit against Diddy person grabbed headlines.

The reported over 1,000 bottles of babe lipid has been particularly eye-catching. But Diddy’s lawyer suggests that it’s thing nefarious.

Diddy performs astatine O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire successful a peculiar 1 nighttime lone lawsuit astatine O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire connected November 07, 2023. (Photo Credit: Samir Hussein/Getty Images for Sean Diddy Combs)

Authorities recovered a monolithic babe lipid proviso during the raid of Diddy’s properties

When investigators searched Diddy’s homes successful Beverly Hills and successful Miami, they located a monolithic storehouse of items that they judge are associated with his enactment trafficking and racketeering charges.

A four-figure quantity of babe lipid and idiosyncratic lubricant is raising eyebrows. Diddy’s lawyer is insisting to aggregate outlets that the quantities are exaggerated — and besides wholly innocent.

“I don’t cognize wherever the fig ‘1,000’ came [from],” lawyer Marc Agnifilo told TMZ. “I can’t ideate it’s thousands.”

In assorted interviews, including with The New York Post, Marc Agnifilo insists that Diddy was simply buying successful bulk. He notes that Costco, a fashionable store for buying successful bulk, is located adjacent astir of Diddy’s residences.

Buying successful bulk is simply a earthy portion of American culture. But 1,000 bottles of lubricant that are presumably utilized successful enactment acts — allegedly, involuntary ones — is simply a little different than a 6-month proviso of mustard oregon a 4-month proviso of toilet paper.

But Agnifilo repeatedly says that radical are being “puritanical” astir Diddy. He claims that these were supplies for consensual enactment acts betwixt adults.

Disgraced rapper Diddy looks connected anterior to the Leagues Cup 2023 lucifer betwixt Inter Miami CF and Atlanta United astatine DRV PNK Stadium connected July 25, 2023. (Photo Credit: Hector Vivas/Getty Images)

Are radical conscionable being prudes astir Diddy’s strategical babe lipid reserve? (No)

Contrary to Agnifilo’s characterization of “consensual” sex, the indictment paints a precise antithetic picture.

Diddy allegedly compelled pistillate “through force, threats of violence, and coercion” to prosecute successful extended enactment acts.

It’s existent that puritanical, sex-negative brainrot has infested our society. But the indictment makes it wide that no, this is not a lawsuit of the national authorities slut-shaming Diddy. Because the indictment mentions galore victims.

Relatedly, it’s worthy looking into different point that investigators found. Baby lipid and lubricants are casual to explicate … sort of … contempt their quantity.

According to the indictment, Diddy’s alleged victims would beryllium truthful dehydrated and exhausted from being forced into these non-consensual performances and from drugs that they were fixed that they’d necessitate IV fluids. (The drugs were allegedly to support victims compliant astatine the time, portion recordings were seemingly kept arsenic imaginable blackmail material)

Sometimes, radical request assistance bouncing backmost from overindulging connected their ain — partying excessively hard, successful immoderate sense. That is not what authorities accidental was happening here. This adds a caller furniture of fearfulness to an already horrific acceptable of circumstances.

These charges are serious

Aside from Marc Agnifilo, who is conscionable doing his occupation — nevertheless distasteful — arsenic Diddy’s attorney, lone the worst radical live are defending Diddy.

If convicted, Diddy volition look much than 15 years successful prison. It’s bully to support successful caput that this is astir overmuch much than babe oil.

Most presume that national authorities already person ample grounds to enactment Diddy down bars. Given the duration of his alleged transgression endeavor and the materials that investigators found, helium whitethorn ne'er spot state again. But there’s ever a accidental that large surprises could beryllium successful store.