Don Johnson Reveals Daughter Dakota Johnson's Penis Drawing Prank

In possibly 1 of her most infamous TV moments, Dakota Johnson called out Ellen DeGeneres for not attending her 30th day party.  

After the comedian joked connected a 2019 occurrence of her eponymous speech amusement that she "wasn't invited," Dakota dryly retorted, "Actually, no—that's not the truth, Ellen."

The actress proceeded to constituent retired that Ellen gave her "a clump of s--t" the past clip she was connected the amusement astir not being invited, truthful Dakota made definite she was included connected the impermanent database this clip around.

"I didn't adjacent cognize you liked me," Dakota told Ellen. "I did invitation you, but you didn't come."

Dakota got very candid astir her acquisition filming the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise years aft its last movie, revealing that writer E.L. James "had a batch of originative control" and "demanded that definite things happen."

"There were parts of the books that conscionable wouldn't enactment successful a movie, similar the interior monologue, which was astatine times incredibly cheesy," she told Vanity Fair successful 2022, explaining however the writer often clashed with the workplace and the director. "It was similar mayhem each the time."

In fact, Dakota believes nary 1 would've signed onto the task if they "had known astatine the clip that's what it was going to beryllium like."

As she noted, "It would've been like, 'Oh, this is psychotic.'"

E.L. has not publically responded to Dakota's comments.

Who knew an guiltless remark astir limes would spell viral? But that was what happened to Dakota aft her 2020 location circuit with Architectural Digest, during which she pointed to a vessel of limes successful her room and raved, "I emotion limes. I emotion them truthful much. They're great, and I similar to contiguous them similar this successful my house."

However, Dakota aboriginal admitted that it was each "set dressing."

"I'm really allergic to limes," she confessed during a 2021 quality connected The Tonight Show. "So, I lied."

When the first trailer of Madame Web dropped successful November 2023, the net became fascinated with Dakota's monotonous transportation of the line: "He was successful the Amazon with my ma erstwhile she was researching spiders close earlier she died."

Though the operation rapidly became a meme crossed the web, it failed to ensnare Dakota's attention—subsequently starring to different meme-able infinitesimal erstwhile she aboriginal expressed her disorder implicit its popularity.

"Why did that spell viral?" she stoically asked an interviewer who mentioned the meme. "I person nary thought what that's about."

Dakota added of her viral line, "That seems similar a basal storyline to me."

While speaking to Andrew Garfield astir however they often transverse paths astatine Hollywood events, Dakota admitted to taking retired her hairsbreadth extensions and giving them to chap partygoers. 

"At those parties, I’d astir apt get a small drunk and past conscionable instrumentality them out," she shared successful a Vanity Fair sit-down, "and enactment them successful men’s overgarment pockets due to the fact that they’re truthful annoying and I’d conscionable find a spot to enactment them."

Above each else, Dakota (understandably) puts slumber arsenic "my number 1 precedence successful life."

"I'm not functional if I get little than 10," she told WSJ. Magazine in December 2023. "I tin easy spell 14 hours."

"How overmuch worldly tin Dakota Johnson acceptable successful her spread teeth?" Well, a lot—as she candidly demonstrated successful a 2017 video of the aforesaid name.

Among the objects included a toothpick, a recognition paper and $1100 successful cash.

"That's my lone skill," she quipped successful the clip, adding, "Dad, are you watching this?"