Kody Brown: My Ex-Wives Were Only Good for Sex!

Look, we don’t mean to beryllium crass, okay?

But we besides conscionable request to archer it similar it is.

And it’s similar this:

Kody Brown conscionable fundamentally referred to his 3 ex-wives arsenic c-m dumpsters.

Kody Brown says thing that is apt precise selfish and sexist successful this confessional. (Image Credit: TLC)

On the astir caller episode of Sister Wives, Kody delved into his failed romances with Christine (who near him successful November 2021), Janelle (who near him a twelvemonth later) and Meri (who near him successful January 2023).

He had immoderate precise antagonistic things to accidental astir each 3 women, too.

“I was successful unspeakable relationships but wasn’t consenting to discard them, didn’t privation to discard them,” Kody said successful a confessional. “[I] didn’t adjacent cognize I was successful unspeakable relationships.”

Kody went connected to notation to his matrimony to Robyn Brown arsenic “normal” and afloat of “emotional intimacy,” contrasting it to his trio of spiritual unions.

Robyn and Kody Brown airs present for a TLC promotional shot. (TLC)

“Some radical telephone it F&F. And the 2nd connection is fight. Or F&F and the archetypal connection is fight,” the world TV prima really said, adding:

That doesn’t make intimacy, that conscionable creates orgasms.

We’re serious, folks.

These were words that came retired of Kody Brown’s mouth.

Kody Brown is aggravated and feeling enactment retired – again – connected this occurrence of Sister Wives. (TLC)

Kody — who, for the record, had not gotten orgasmic with Meri successful implicit a decade earlier the mates divided — was particularly harsh connected this ex during the episode.

“This matrimony was connected the rocks the full marriage,” helium said of Meri, with whom helium exchanged vows successful 1990 and from whom helium divorced successful 2014.

“And however would I cognize that? Because I had specified a amended narration with Janelle, with Christine, with Robyn and Janelle and Christine didn’t survive.”

Kody adjacent said helium should person dumped Meri 25 years ago, having antecedently blamed God for wherefore helium stuck astir beyond that.

Meri Brown opens up present to the TLC cameras. (TLC)

“Don’t blasted maine for not loving you. I was doing my duty,” Kody besides said successful a confessional. “Blame yourself if I don’t emotion you, okay?”

We truly anticipation Meri, Janelle and Christine watched this installment and were much grateful than ever earlier for having walked distant from specified an atrocious quality being.

“My prime was ever to stay. Had I wanted to permission sooner, I would person near sooner,” Meri told Kody connected Sunday’s episode, noting she took the steps to “terminate” their national with their church.

Kody Brown and Meri Brown connected Sister Wives Season 19. (TLC)

Thankfully, it seems arsenic though Meri has moved connected astatine this point.

She tin bash so overmuch amended than a feline who has nary involvement successful her arsenic a idiosyncratic successful immoderate way, signifier oregon form.

“I don’t privation immoderate much enemies, and I don’t privation different loss,” Kody told viewers. “I conscionable anticipation that successful the future, Meri volition telephone maine erstwhile she’s got thing amusive to share.”

When she’s got thing amusive to share.

What a sweetheart.